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What is the newest item in the gift shop? Have they changed the toilet paper ply in the restroom behind the first floor commissary? Is there a .50c increase in the price of grilled cheese?
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Why is no one talking about that you can “use the Force” to enter and exit the bathroom? (See: the red light.)
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Every single change. Every single stall.
